Ketamine Racoon Sticker
$2.00Price
Trash panda. Classy shades. No idea what planet this is.
This That Paramedic Podcast sticker features EMS’s least supervised raccoon, reclining like the stretcher’s an all-inclusive and dispatch can go fuck itself. With tropical shades and absolutely no intention of helping you lift, he’s bringing vacation energy to an overtime situation.
Slap it on your bottle or locker—because your holiday request was denied, but your raccoon’s already in Cancún.
